Comments on: Top 10 Loftens’ Most-Used Movie/TV Quotes

By: Travis Fink

Travis Fink — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 22:18:31 +0000

Adding to the famous Cousin Eddie Quotes: “Clark that there’s an RV. Now don’t you go falling in love with it ’cause we got to take it home with us next month when we leave.”

By: Cyndi Williams

Cyndi Williams — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 17:25:22 +0000

Most loved & repeated spongebob quote at the Williams home (of many):

“When IS the best time to wear a striped sweater?” to which ever Williams in earshot says “All the time” or starts singing.

This works when me or Jocie can’t figure out what to wear, or when anyone wears stripes above the waist.

Another fave is “Gary!” said in the spongebob way, which Joe will do everytime he sees the name. The rest of us laugh. We have had long running Gary humor in our marriage since we went to a marriege conference weekend (the first baptist experience we had together-Joe grew up Catholic) and Joe thought it was hillarious that a guy named Gary would randomly say “Uh-huh”, “Yep” “Wow!” or “Whoah!” while we listened to the message every day. The responses were totally random and not necessarily at profound points like good preacher verbal encouragement should be, so it was awkward even for me who is used to such things. So we also sometimes will say “Wow!” or Whoah!” when nothing profound is being said too. If we ever said this during church or home group though, I am sure it was 100% genuine.

By: Jennifer Loftin

Jennifer Loftin — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:12:05 +0000

Or you got to love vintage Muppets. Kermit and Fozzie the bear are driving together and need to change directions. Kermit say, “Bear left.” To which Fozzie replies, “Right Frog.” Too cute. We recycled this one a lot on road trips.

By: Jennifer Loftin

Jennifer Loftin — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:09:47 +0000

Line from “The Nativity” (this is hilarious). One of the wise men prefaces everything he says with “if I’m right and I usually am.” ROTFL! so we joke using this in my fam. a bunch of wisecracks.

By: Kim Blanchette

Kim Blanchette — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:54:45 +0000

A favorite at our house – when mom says to eldest child, “make it so, Number One.” Captain Jean-Luc Piccard, Starship Enterprise, Star Trek the Next Generation. Used when I’m done answering questions and wish for the edict to be carried out without further ado.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:04:15 +0000

“I had a bad experience.” Left Ear in the Italian Job. It fits so many daily situations.
“You’re not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.” It’s from a Dead Milkmen song.
“Git in the kitchen and bake me a pie!” and “You are not respecting my authoritI” Eric Cartmen in South Park (Don’t be judging now.)
“Blowed up real good.” Billie Sol Hourek as played by John Candy in an old SCTV skit.
“We picked up a wierdo.” Fozzie Bear in The Muppet Movie.
“You know how much I love working with you… I have my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped.” and “Anybody got a peanut?” from The Princess Bride.
“We’re all in this together.” as sung by the cast of High School Musical.

There are more. Some maybe more embarassing than admitting singing High School Musical but I’m not sure of that… anywho.

Dan

By: Carolyn Loften

Carolyn Loften — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:27:05 +0000

nonirregardless – What a goober.

By: brado

brado — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:20:54 +0000

#11 “That’s all we get?” Chico Mark to Roscoe P. Chandler in Animal Crackers

Favorites with Baker:
“Master, Destroyers!” and “Where are those droidekas?” both from Phantom Menace, the former for pretend scared and the latter when looking for something

Favorites with 2-year-olds at church:
“buh-bye” and the sometimes follow-up “what part do you not understand, the buh or the bye” from SNL skit with Helen Hunt
“Spatula City” quotes from “Weird Al” Yankovic’s UHF

By: Kristy

Kristy — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:46:04 +0000

Oh, man. I can’t believe nary a quote from “Raising Arizona” made the list. I realize it’s not kid-friendly (or some would argue anyone-friendly), but the list of quote-worthy quotes!! I mean, come ON:

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”

“Do they blow up in funny shapes?
Nope. Not ‘lessin round’s funny”

“You gotta get them dip-tet boosters yearly or else they’ll develop lockjaw and night vision.”

“There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.”

“And when there was no meat, we ate fowl. And when there was no fowl to be found, we ate crawdads. And when there was no crawdads, we ate sand.” “You ate WHAT?” “We ate sand.” “You ate SAND?” “That’s right.”

“No one sleeps naked in this house!”

…Okay. Clearly, I could go on forever. I’ll refrain.

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:38:51 +0000

Sorry for the duplicate post, but I have to add, “I’m a bur….a hobbit!” It still gets me to this day, and I mentioned it to my wife a month or so ago when the Landes family was visiting and all I got from Hot Rod was, “Don’t…..”