Comments on: Advice for Villains http://www.cloften.com/?p=768 He'd rather be funny than good! Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:05:26 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Joe http://www.cloften.com/?p=768&cpage=1#comment-369 Joe Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:16:58 +0000 http://www.cloften.com/?p=768#comment-369 For the love....watch your feet! Before landing the soul satisfying coup de grace, please take a moment to look around. Are you standing in a puddle with a live electrical wire nearby? On a highrise construction site? Please check to ensure you have no cable or looping wires around your feet. Your evil progeny will thank you for it. For the love….watch your feet! Before landing the soul satisfying coup de grace, please take a moment to look around. Are you standing in a puddle with a live electrical wire nearby? On a highrise construction site? Please check to ensure you have no cable or looping wires around your feet. Your evil progeny will thank you for it.

]]> By: Megan http://www.cloften.com/?p=768&cpage=1#comment-334 Megan Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:55:52 +0000 http://www.cloften.com/?p=768#comment-334 Lose the accent. The "furiners" always stick out (a la Die Hard 1 & 2) Don't use a hot woman to do your dirty work. She will always fall in love with the handsome hero and switch sides before your evil plot has been implemented. If you insist on using a hot woman, don't be ugly and/or don't have a gimmicky name and costume. At least give yourself a fighting chance with the aforementioned hot woman. When you build a bomb, maybe don't make it so easy to diffuse. The red wire, the blue wire, why is there any ONE wire that could be cut and make the whole thing stop functioning? Oh, and enough with the timers already; you're showing your entire hand with that one. Ever hear of the element of surprise? Lose the accent. The “furiners” always stick out (a la Die Hard 1 & 2)

Don’t use a hot woman to do your dirty work. She will always fall in love with the handsome hero and switch sides before your evil plot has been implemented.

If you insist on using a hot woman, don’t be ugly and/or don’t have a gimmicky name and costume. At least give yourself a fighting chance with the aforementioned hot woman.

When you build a bomb, maybe don’t make it so easy to diffuse. The red wire, the blue wire, why is there any ONE wire that could be cut and make the whole thing stop functioning? Oh, and enough with the timers already; you’re showing your entire hand with that one. Ever hear of the element of surprise?

]]> By: Judy Best http://www.cloften.com/?p=768&cpage=1#comment-333 Judy Best Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:08:50 +0000 http://www.cloften.com/?p=768#comment-333 Stop bragging about what you're going to do, just make a plan and implement it without all the dialogue. Stop bragging about what you’re going to do, just make a plan and implement it without all the dialogue.

]]> By: matt http://www.cloften.com/?p=768&cpage=1#comment-331 matt Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:21:34 +0000 http://www.cloften.com/?p=768#comment-331 Maybe hire henchmen that don't stick out in the crowd. Most of them my kids could pick out as a bad guy, which makes them too easy to track. Sometimes they lead the hero straight to the "secret" hideout. Maybe hire henchmen that don’t stick out in the crowd. Most of them my kids could pick out as a bad guy, which makes them too easy to track. Sometimes they lead the hero straight to the “secret” hideout.

]]> By: Ze Dave http://www.cloften.com/?p=768&cpage=1#comment-330 Ze Dave Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:05:43 +0000 http://www.cloften.com/?p=768#comment-330 Go to the Smart Cronies Store (SCS) and quit getting the dumb lackeys. An evil villian is only as good as his team. And there is no "dumb" in team. Go to the Smart Cronies Store (SCS) and quit getting the dumb lackeys. An evil villian is only as good as his team. And there is no “dumb” in team.

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