Oh Be Careful Little Mouth What You Say
August 31, 2010 by cloften
Filed under Family and Parenting
7:40 is an early time to start Middle School. I’m just sayin. We live relatively close, yet we leave at 7:20, because apparently they are pretty serious about giving out the tardies. I would be too if I started at 7:40, otherwise folks like me would be like, “It’s just homeroom. We get there when we get there.” Wait, I don’t mean folks like me, but folks with passive-aggressive tendencies who aren’t morning people. Clearly, that’s not me.
Anywho, to leave at 7:20 and having the responsibility of getting a diva up and all the time it takes for said diva to get faboo, (Loften shortening of fabulous, which I gladly stole from Wakko from the Animaniacs. BOOM! Dated reference. FYI, if you google “boom dated reference” with the quotes, you get 7 hits, all from cloften.com. “Hey! Cloften, get on with it!” Sorry, feeling a little punchy this morning.) we have to get up pretty early. So here is the morning tradition. When Maylee gets up she texts me that she is up and getting dressed. If I get up and I do not have said text, I text her. If I get no reply then I go in there and wake her up (respecting the privacy).
Well this fine morning, I texted her, “U up?” The response I got back made me lol (I’m such a hip, cool dad with my texting lingo.). She texted back, “no.” Where on earth would a girl get such a smart mouth? Why on earth would Cloften’s daughter answer a straightforward question with a smartalec response? Either you know these are rhetorical questions or you found this post by googling “boom dated reference.”
We never once had a lesson in how and when to give smart answers to questions. No lessons in sarcastic humor. I never once told them that they should do that, because it would make them a hipster doofus (that’s right. say it with me now. BOOM! Dated reference) like their dad. Although, I will confess that I have given comedy lessons to each of daughters before. We talk mostly about timing and keeping a straight face. They didn’t need a formal lesson in sarcastic, silly humor and being a punk when asked a question. They get lessons in that each and every day.
They see what they see every day, and they assume that what they see is what you should do. If Dad does it, it’s funny and cool and I should do it as well. It never fails to stop me in my tracks when they do something like that. I laugh, and I’m proud. Then I chase that with a good old-fashioned feeling of being overwhelmed. Overwhelmed? Yes. They are listening to everything that I say. They are watching everything I do. They aren’t just putting stuff in the “funny” category. They put all of it in the “godly man” category. All of it. That is overwhelming to me.
My girls are getting older. This year they will turn 13 and 10. The stakes are getting higher and time is running out. God has called me as Dad to lead, to shape the culture of our home and show them what they need to become and what they need to expect in a husb…nope not going there today.
Ok, maybe I will go there briefly. I want them to bring home someone that loves and honors God and treats them well. Someone that I will reluctantly, but somewhat willingly hand my girls to. That will depend, to a large degree, on what they see and hear from me.
I certainly don’t want them bringing home some Urkel (You saw this coming. Didn’t you? BOOM! Dated reference.)
Date Your Daughter
January 1, 2010 by cloften
Filed under Bible, Church and Leadership, Family and Parenting
I just got back from a date with my younger daughter Lauren. We went to go see Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakuel (more on this later) and then had lunch at TGIFridays. However, what we did doesn’t matter near as much as that we did it. I love spending time with her. I love spending time with each of the three ladies in my life. It is amazing how lucky I am that I am the most important person in the world to three different ladies. Last night when I told her that we would have a date today, her face lit up. I would do anything to see that look on her face. How special it is that spending time with me would be enough to make her light up like that.
How do I want her to remember her dad growing up? My dad was so cool, he had a blog. My dad was great, no one could watch sports on TV like him. He was great at playing video games. I think not. I want her to know and remember that I would often take time out of my week to spend one on one time with her, talking to her, doing the things that she loves to do. I want her to remember how much I loved her and how valuable she was.
What I have to remember and all dads need to know is that how I treat her greatly affects three views she has. How does she view herself? Is she beautiful? Is she valuable? How does she view what to expect in a boyfriend/husband? How will he treat me? What does love mean? How does she view God? She will continue to read in the Bible and hear at Church that God is Father. What image will she have when she hears that? What is a father like?
I want Lauren to know that she is of immeasurable value, and that a date should treat her with utmost respect. Most importantly, I want her to think that a father, like her heavenly Father, loves her unconditionally and would sacrifice himself for her the way God did/does through His son, Jesus. I want her to know that her dad loves her deeply.